From 2010 to 2014 Richard Cobbett wrote Crapshoot, a column about rolling the cube to convey random obscure video games again into the sunshine. This week, enter the porny—however largely simply foolish—world of Riana Rouge, the place life makes little sense, and the censor bars roam free and wild.
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ADDITIONAL NOTES: Wow, I repeat phrases in consecutive sentences quite a bit in consecutive sentences. Must cease that. Anyway, hope you get pleasure from this break from the norm. It’s clearly a really fast run by way of the sport, with all of the ‘good’ bits taken out (although as most of them are largely blurry messes, I’m undecided gamers have been too thrilled even with out the censor bars), and hopefully one with a number of laughs. Cheap ones, naturally, however nonetheless.
A few the video games seen within the evaluate have additionally been Crapshoots previously—notably Bikini Karate Babes, which works into extra element on the ‘why sexy video games aren’t mechanically hateful’ factor that I lower brief as a result of this was already lengthy sufficient and I figured you’d wish to get to the sport relatively than listening to me rant concerning the significance of context, and Lula 3D, which is simply… yeah. Yeah certainly. There’s additionally GAG: The Impotent Mystery and (shudder) Womb Raider.
Merry Christmas all. There’ll be one other Crapshoot subsequent week as properly, however this appears pretty much as good a time as any to say thanks for studying and being such a fantastic viewers during the last 12 months. May you get all you need and nothing you deserve, except you deserve cake, wherein case seize a really giant fork.